- A long time ago... → 好耐好耐以前...
In a galaxy far, far away... → 喺一個好遠好遠嘅銀河系...
- What are you talking about? → - 你講緊乜嘢呀？
- Well, uh, it's the-- → - 呢個呢，就係...
From the beginning of star wars. → 《星球大戰》開頭嗰段。
- But this is a show about christmas. → - 但呢個係講聖誕節嘅節目嚟㗎喎。
It's not about space. → 唔係講太空㗎。
- They have christmas in space. → - 太空都有聖誕節㗎。
- ♪ let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ → - ♪ 落雪啦，落雪啦，落雪啦 ♪
- Oh! → - 噢！
- Whoo! - Whoo! → - 嘩！ - 嘩！
- Ooh, that's cold. - Yeah. → - 嘩，好凍呀。 - 係呀。
- Oh, why can't they just put the Warehouse in, like, maui? → - 點解佢哋唔將個倉庫擺喺茂宜島嗰啲地方呢？
- Really? Because I love winter! → - 吓？因為我好鍾意冬天㗎！
I love snowmobiling and snowball fights → 我好鍾意玩雪地電單車同打雪仗。
And, ooh, and hot apple cider! → 同埋，噢，仲有熱蘋果酒！
- Yeah, that's 'cause you're from, like, the rockies. → - 係呀，因為你係嚟自洛磯山脈嗰啲地方㗎嘛。
There's no air up there. Your brain--not normal. → 嗰度冇乜空氣㗎。你個腦——唔正常。
- Really? This from a man who giggles at "grand tetons." → - 吓？呢句說話出自一個聽到「大提頓」就會咯咯笑嘅人？
- You know what that means in french, don't you? → - 你知唔知呢個字喺法文係咩意思㗎？
Oh! → 噢！
- [laughs] → - [笑]
- [laughs] oh! - [snorts and laughs] → - [笑] 噢！ - [噴笑]
Ooh! Ooh, it's down my back! → 噢！噢，佢跌咗落我背脊呀！
Oh, who's-- okay, very funny. → 噢，邊個——好，好好笑。
Who's the child now? - Ooh! → 而家邊個先係細路仔呀？ - 噢！
- There's bombs around here, you know. → - 呢度周圍有炸彈㗎，你知唔知㗎。
You could damage my tympanic membrane. → 你會整傷我嘅耳膜㗎。
- It had, like, an arc. It wasn't even a-- → - 佢有個弧度㗎，根本唔係——
- ♪ sounds of the season, now ring it all in ♪ → - ♪ 季節嘅聲音，而家一齊響起 ♪
- Okay, now this is awesome! → - 好，呢個真係好正！
- Jingle, jingle! → - 叮噹，叮噹！
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. → - 喂喂喂喂喂。
Mmm! → 嗯！
- Marshmallow! Good job! → - 棉花糖！做得好！
- Artifacty "swiss-miss-hap." → - 古物級嘅「瑞士小姐意外」。
Tasty blizzard in a cup! → 好味嘅暴風雪喺杯入面！
- Hey, claude, so what's with the twinkle lights? → - 喂，Claude，啲閃燈係做咩㗎？
- God bless us, everyone. → - 上帝保佑我哋每一個人。
- And in this corner, weighing in at a hulking 200 pounds, → - 而喺呢個角落，體重高達200磅嘅，
Would be Joshua Donovan, hanging the gloves → 係Joshua Donovan，佢掛緊
That ali wore against foreman in the rumble in the jungle. → Ali喺叢林之戰對Foreman嗰陣戴過嘅拳套。
- Hey, josh. - Hey. → - 喂，Josh。 - 喂。
- All right, so what do those do? → - 好，咁呢啲有咩用㗎？
- Oh, they make you see stars without hitting you. → - 噢，佢哋會令你見到星星，但唔會打你。
- Myka! That's the original mistletoe. → - Myka！呢個係原始嘅槲寄生嚟㗎。
Ahem! It is rather strong. → 咳！佢都幾勁㗎。
- [kissing sound] tetons. → - [錫錫聲] 提頓。
- That has to come down. → - 呢個一定要拆落嚟。
- I will get that. → - 我會搞掂佢。
- So guys, this is the first time in ever I actually have → - 各位，呢次係第一次我真係有
People in my life to spend the holidays with. → 人喺我生命中陪我過節。
Figured we'd circle the yule log and eat figgy pudding. → 諗住我哋圍住聖誕柴，食無花果布丁。
- Oh. Wow. - It's awkward. → - 噢。嘩。 - 好尷尬。
- What? Why? → - 做咩？點解呀？
- Pete and I are going home for christmas. → - Pete同我要返屋企過聖誕。
- Sorry, claude. → - 唔好意思，Claude。
- Aw, well, I guess it's all right. → - 噢，算啦，冇所謂啦。
Joshua and I will just hang with Artie claus. → Joshua同我會同Artie聖誕老人一齊玩。
- What have you done to my office? → - 你對我間辦公室做咗啲咩呀？
- I got you something very special, → - 我買咗份好特別嘅嘢俾你，
And I think you're gonna love it. → 我諗你一定會好鍾意。
- [groans] why? → - [呻吟] 點解呀？
- It's called a present. - [grunts] → - 呢個叫做禮物。 - [咕噥]
- You're familiar with presents, right? → - 你識得禮物係咩嚟㗎，係咪？
We earthlings exchange them → 我哋地球人會交換禮物
As a sign of affection and gratitude. → 作為愛同感激嘅表示。
- No, no. Thank you but no thank you. → - 唔，唔。多謝但係唔使客氣。
- Artie, it's a gift. Take it. → - Artie，係一份禮物嚟㗎。收咗佢啦。
- Yeah, come on, Artie. Ho ho ho. → - 係啦，嚟啦，Artie。呵呵呵。
- All right, look, could we just stop all this merriment? → - 好，睇嚟，可唔可以停晒呢啲歡樂氣氛？
Come on, some of these are dangerous arti--artif-- → 嚟啦，呢度有啲係危險嘅古物——古——
[groans] → [呻吟]
This is not the holiday counter at woolworth's! → 呢度唔係Woolworth嘅節日櫃檯嚟㗎！
- Oh, my-- [groans] → - 噢，我—— [呻吟]
- Uhh! You see what I mean? → - 啊！你明唔明我講咩呀？
[thud] → [砰]
- Ow. → - 哎。
[both laugh] → [兩個都笑]
- Take it all down! → - 拆晒佢落嚟！
♪
♪ mama claus said santa → ♪ 聖誕媽媽話聖誕老人
♪ why do you look so down? ♪ → ♪ 點解你咁唔開心？ ♪
♪ christmas is a-comin' → ♪ 聖誕節就嚟到
♪ and you just been poutin' around ♪ → ♪ 但你成日喺度嘟長個嘴 ♪
- Oh, and dad, I almost forgot to tell you! → - 噢，爸爸，我差啲唔記得話俾你知！
Today at school, we had a secret santa, → 今日喺學校，我哋玩咗秘密聖誕老人，
And this boy, matthew, he got me a phone case. → 有個男仔叫Matthew，佢送咗個手機殼俾我。
He's never even said hi to me, → 佢從來都冇同我打過招呼，
But he knew my favorite color, → 但佢知道我嘅最愛顏色，
So I might have to give him a second look. → 所以我可能要重新考慮吓佢。
- That sounds awesome. → - 聽落好正喎。
- [sighs] dad, you're working again. → - [嘆氣] 爸爸，你又喺度做緊嘢。
- Oh, um, yeah. Sorry, honey. → - 噢，嗯，係呀。唔好意思，寶貝。
- That's rude, you know. → - 咁樣好冇禮貌㗎，你知唔知㗎。
- I'm all yours now, okay? → - 我而家完全係你㗎啦，好唔好？
- Mom's right, you don't listen when women talk. → - 媽咪講得啱，女人講嘢嘅時候你係唔會聽㗎。
- Oh, yikes. When did you turn into a woman? → - 噢，嘩。你幾時變成女人㗎？
- Well, I'm almost at the decade mark. → - 我差唔多到十年大關啦。
That's a lot of life experience, you know. → 呢啲係好多人生經驗嚟㗎，你知唔知㗎。
- Mm-hmm, yes. I guess you're right. → - 嗯哼，係。我諗你講得啱。
I'm gonna have to keep up. → 我要追得上你先得。
- Hey, why didn't you make the tree trimming? → - 喂，點解你冇嚟裝飾聖誕樹㗎？
Mom said you promised. → 媽咪話你應承咗㗎。
- Well, sometimes mom makes things up → - 有時媽咪會作嘢出嚟
Because she's mad at me, but, I mean, → 因為佢嬲我，但係，我意思係，
She knew I couldn't make it this week. → 佢知我今個星期冇可能嚟到㗎。
I'm up against all these deadlines → 我要應付晒呢啲死線
At the new mall, honey. → 喺新商場嗰度，寶貝。
I--I--I'm sorry, kiddo. I'm sorry. → 我——我——我好對唔住，小朋友。對唔住。
- It's okay. → - 冇所謂啦。
- Now, you tell this boy matthew → - 你而家同呢個男仔Matthew講
That your daddy's got a shotgun, okay? → 你爸爸有把獵槍㗎，好唔好？
And I will be wanting to meet him soon. → 同埋我好快就會想見吓佢。
- Oh, dad, don't you dare! → - 噢，爸爸，你唔好亂嚟呀！
- See? I was listening the whole time. → - 睇到未？我成個過程都有聽㗎。
I love you, sweetheart. → 我愛你，甜心。
- Love you too, dad. → - 我都愛你，爸爸。
- Mwah! → - 啵！
[muffled thud] → [悶響]
[thuds] → [砰]
- Somebody there? → - 有人喺度？
[thud] → [砰]
[bang] → [嘭]
[footsteps] → [腳步聲]
[shattering glass] → [玻璃碎裂聲]
- Hey! → - 喂！
What--what--what-- what the hell? → 做——做——做——做咩嘢呀？
What are you-- what are you-- → 你做——你做——
Aah! [gunshot] → 啊！ [槍聲]
Oh, je-- → 噢，天——
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! → 唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好！
[shattering glass] No! Please, stop! → [玻璃碎裂聲] 唔好！求吓你，停手！
[dog barking] → [狗吠聲]
No, no, no! [porcelain breaking] → 唔好，唔好，唔好！ [瓷器碎裂聲]
- Ho ho ho! → - 呵呵呵！
[scraping] → [刮擦聲]
- Oh, but colorado springs has this great light show. → - 噢，但Colorado Springs有個好好嘅燈光騷。
- Ah, north canton has the pro football hall of fame, → - 啊，North Canton有職業美式足球名人堂，
The hoover vacuum cleaner. → 同埋Hoover吸塵機。
- That's not even-- - Cancel your flights. → - 呢個根本唔係—— - 取消你哋嘅航班。
All trips are off. - What? → 所有行程取消。 - 吓？
Artie, are you kidding me? - Artie, it's christmas. → Artie，你係咪玩嘢呀？ - Artie，而家係聖誕節嚟㗎。
- We've got a case. - [sighs] → - 我哋有個案件。 - [嘆氣]
- Well, are you sure that it's one of ours? → - 你肯定係我哋嗰啲嚟㗎？
- Well, let's see. Home invasion. → - 等我哋睇吓。入屋爆竊。
The victim reported-- reluctantly-- → 受害者報告——唔情願咁——
That the intruder, and I quote, → 個入侵者，我引述，
"flew around the room in a cloud of light, → 「喺一團光雲中飛咗成個房間，
Then disappeared up the chimney." → 然後喺煙囪度消失咗。」
And this is the police sketch. → 而呢個係警方素描。
- No. → - 唔係掛。
- You have got to be kidding. → - 你一定係講笑。
[dogs barking to jingle bells] → [狗吠聲伴隨《鈴兒響叮噹》]
[joy to the world played on sleigh bells] → [雪橇鈴演奏《普世歡騰》]
[Warehouse 13 theme] → [《倉庫13》主題曲]
♪
[upbeat music playing] → [輕快音樂播放中]
- Poor Artie. → - 可憐嘅Artie。
Must be exhausting to be that grouchy → 成日咁暴躁一定好攰
Without even time off for the holidays. → 連假期都冇得唞。
- You think he was like that as a kid? → - 你覺得佢細個嗰陣係咪已經係咁㗎？
- Whoa. I've never actually pictured Artie as a child. → - 嘩。我從來冇諗過Artie係細路仔嘅樣。
It's disturbing. - Yeah, it is. → 好恐怖。 - 係呀，真係。
- Wait, haven't I ever showed you this? → - 等等，我係咪從來冇俾你睇過呢個？
- Oh, my god. Look at that. → - 天啊。你睇吓。
He even looks happy. → 佢甚至睇落好開心。
Think he came out of the womb with those eyebrows? → 你覺得佢一出世就有呢對眼眉毛㗎？
- He once told me that sitting at that piano → - 佢曾經同我講過，坐喺嗰部鋼琴前面
Was his favorite place in the entire world. → 係佢成個世界最鍾意嘅地方。
- Wait, Artie plays? - Yeah. → - 等等，Artie識彈琴㗎？ - 係呀。
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. → - 噢，係啦係啦係啦。
His dad was a professional musician or something? → 佢爸爸係專業音樂人定係點？
- Taught composition at temple. → - 喺Temple大學教作曲。
Sent Artie to juilliard. → 送Artie去Juilliard讀書。
But when he went to go work for the nsa, → 但當佢去咗NSA做嘢之後，
His dad never talked to him again. → 佢爸爸就再冇同佢講過嘢。
- So how do we put that face → - 咁我哋點樣先可以將嗰個笑容
Back on ol' crabby mcgrumpy pants? → 放返落個暴躁佬塊面度呢？
- "gluckklavier?" "gluckklavier." → - 「Gluckklavier？」「Gluckklavier。」
- Glue what to what? → - 黐乜嘢落乜嘢度呀？
- Oh, it's the make of the piano. → - 噢，係鋼琴嘅牌子嚟㗎。
Picked up a little german at cern. → 喺CERN學咗少少德文。
Never heard of gluckklavier, though. → 不過從來未聽過Gluckklavier。
- Bro, you're a genius! We'll find it. → - 兄弟，你係天才嚟㗎！我哋會搵到佢。
- danke. find what? → - danke。 搵到乜嘢呀？
- This piano! Artie's favorite place! → - 呢部鋼琴呀！Artie最鍾意嘅地方！
- The actual piano? Claudia, how? → - 真係嗰部鋼琴？Claudia，點樣搵呀？
- We're in the object finding business. → - 我哋係做搵物件呢行㗎嘛。
Artie grew up in philly, right? → Artie喺費城大㗎，係咪？
So, we'll start by calling piano tuners. → 所以我哋由打電話俾調琴師開始。
Figure out who worked on gloocky-glockenshpielers. → 搵出邊個整過呢啲Glooky-Glockenshpieler。
- What are you gonna do? → - 你打算點做呀？
Search every piano tuner in philadelphia? → 搜晒費城所有調琴師？
- How many can there be? → - 會有幾多個啫？
- Well, from the combined 215 and 610 area codes, → - 由215同610區號合計，
486. → 486個。
- So we'll split 'em up. Come on, guys! → - 咁我哋分開打啦。嚟啦，各位！
Worst case scenario, we rack up a mondo phone bill. → 最壞情況，我哋會收到張超大電話費單。
But if we succeed, we give Artie → 但係如果我哋成功，我哋就送俾Artie
The most awesome present ever! → 呢份禮物真係最正！
- ♪ well it's a california christmas ♪ → - ♪ 呢個係加州聖誕 ♪
♪ and it's the best time of the year ♪ → ♪ 一年最好嘅時候 ♪
- Entry key pad, motion sensors-- → - 門口密碼鎖、感應器——
None of it was triggered. → 全部都冇觸發到。
- And you say he left through the chimney? → - 你話佢係由煙囪走？
- Look, I've already entertained the lapd → - 我已經同LAPD講咗成個鐘
For an hour, and they stared at me like I was a nutjob. → 佢哋睇我好似睇傻佬咁。
Is there any reason → 有冇理由
Why the secret service needs an encore? → 特勤局要再嚟一次？
- We wouldn't be here if we thought → - 如果我哋覺得你癲，就唔會嚟啦，Newley先生。
You were crazy, mr. Newley. → - 唉！咁窄好難爬上去㗎。
- Uhh! It's pretty narrow to climb. → 我估聖誕老人，你知啦，成肚都係啫喱——
And I'm guessing santa's, you know, bowl full o' jelly-- → - 唔係，佢冇爬上去。佢...
- No, he didn't climb up there. He... → 佢係「嗖」一聲。
He whooshed. → 仲閃閃發光。
And twinkled. → - 嗖一聲同閃閃發光。
- Whooshed and twinkled. → 聽落似係有人用緊啲嘢。
That definitely sounds like someone's using something. → - 係。 - 絕對唔係。
- Yeah. - Absolutely not. → 我可以驗毒，證明俾你睇。
I will take a drug test. I will prove it to you. → - 唔係唔係唔係。佢唔係呢個意思。
- No, no, no, no. That's not what he meant. → - 信我啦，老友，你算好彩。
- Believe me, guy, you're lucky. → 嗖一聲同閃閃發光
A whoosh and a twinkle is a lot better → 好過「滋滋」聲同「啪」一聲，
Than a sizzle and a splat, → 或者更衰嘅，「滋滋滋」同「卡嚓」！
Or even worse, a zzz-zap and ker-chow! → - Pete。
- Pete. → - 好啦，Newley先生，你有冇啲仇人？
- Okay, so, mr. Newley, do you have any, uh, enemies? → - 我又有錢又成功又瘦。
- Well, I'm rich, I'm successful, I'm thin. → 通常呢啲嘢會激嬲人。
That usually pisses somebody off. → - 唔係，我係話有動機嘅人。
- No, I meant someone with a motive. → 呢度話你準備拆
It says here that you're starting demolition → 一個新商場。
On a new shopping mall. → 有冇人要被迫遷？
Is there anyone being evicted? → - 得啲舊舖頭
- There's just some junky old shops → 冇人去㗎。
That nobody ever goes to. → 有一個佬好唔忿氣，但係，你知啦，成日都有。
And one guy's pretty cheesed, but, you know, it happens. → - 聽落有動機。
- Sounds motivational. → - 我哋去搵佢傾。 - 好。
- Let's go talk to him. - Let's. → - 嗯。 - 而家？
- Mm-hmm. - Now? → - 係。 - 好。
- Yes. - Yeah. → - 噢！
- Oh! → [放屁聲效]
[flatulence sound effect] → [笑聲]
[laughter] → - 記住，等佢就坐嗰陣
- Now remember, just slide it under your uncle's butt → 先放喺你阿叔屁股下面。
Just before he sits down. → 一定好好笑。
It'll be hilarious. → 好啦，玩得開心啲。
All right, have fun. → 哦，正。呢個係咩？
Oh, great. What's this? → 今次帶咗啲靚律師嚟呀，Newley？
You got some fancy lawyers with you this time, newley? → - 有人襲擊我屋企。
- Someone attacked my home. → Wilkie先生，特勤局。
Mr. Wilkie, secret service. → - 哦，我哋咁重要㗎？
- Oh, well, aren't we important? → 如果你搵到條友，俾個名我，好唔好？
Look, if you find the guy, send me his name, okay? → 我送佢一隻我最正嘅橡膠雞。
I'll send him over one of my best rubber chickens. → - 好搞笑。聖誕老人衫嘅其他部分呢？
- Very funny. Where's the rest of the santa suit? → - 咩意思，笑我肥？
- What is that, a fat joke? → - 兩晚前你喺邊？
- Where were you two nights ago? → - 我喺度睇工。
- I was right here, surfing job web sites. → 唔知你有冇聽過，我就快冇得撈。
Don't know if you heard, but I'm getting put out of business. → - 如果你或者其他人有咩投訴，
- If you or any of the others have any complaints, → 請同我辦公室講。
Please just take it up with my office. → 我俾嘅錢已經多過呢度嘅價值。
I am giving you way more than this place is worth. → - 呢度係我老竇起㗎！
- My father built this place! → 收返你啲錢！
Keep your money! → 冇人想要另一個商場。
Nobody wants another mall. → - Wilkie先生，呢啲舖頭就快絕種。
- Mr. Wilkie, stores like this are going extinct. → 趁仲有得賺就賺啦。
Cash in while you can. → 新年後，成個地盤就會拆。
Right after new year's, this whole block comes down. → [關門聲]
[door slams] → - Pete。
- Pete. → - 呀差差差差！
- Ah cha chadda cha cha! → - Pete，唔好。
- Pete, please don't. → - 咩？聖誕襪禮物。
- What? Stocking stuffers. → 我細妹好鍾意呢啲嘢。
My kid sister loves these things. → - 呢個佬癲嘅。佢賣膠嘔吐物。
- The man's insane. He sells plastic vomit. → - 我好鍾意嗰啲嘢。我應該買啲。
- I love that stuff. I should have bought some. → - 但係新年後趕佢走？
- But evicting him after new year's? → 唔係好有節日氣氛喎。
Not exactly in the holiday spirit. → - 我有冇講我哋有俾錢佢？
- Did I mention that we're paying him? → 仲有咩比商場更有節日氣氛？
And what has more holiday spirit than a mall? → 我啲商場係俾人嚟慶祝聖誕㗎！
I mean, people go to my malls to celebrate christmas! → 我哋有聖誕老人村、大聖誕樹。
We have santa's villages, huge trees. → 你最後一次去家庭式小店係幾時？
When was the last time you were in a mom and pop store? → - 我係喺家庭式小店大㗎。
- I grew up in a mom and pop store. → - 好啦，咁你知道我啱啦。
- Okay. You know I'm right, then. → 天啊，我以為我啲員工
God, I thought my staff were in → 今日至少會忙半日。
For at least half a day today. → - Pete，呢個係咩？
- Pete, what is that? → - 啱啱發生咗，係咪？
- That just happened, right? → - 佢追緊Newley。
- It's going after newley. → - [尖叫]
- [screaming] → - 呵呵呵呵呵！
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! → - 呀！呀！
- Aah! Aah! → 好，呢件事真係發生緊，係咪？
Okay, this is happening, right? → 你見到未？呢件事真係發生緊。
Do you see this? This is happening. → - 係。 - 係。
- Yeah. - Yeah. → 係！ - 係。
Yes! - Yes. → - 噢！ - [喘氣]
- Oh! - [panting] → 呀！
Aah! → - 我一直睇住你，Larry Noodle，
- I've been watching you, larry noodle, → 我好失望！
And I'm very disappointed! → 你冇做到佢哋應得嘅男人！
You're not being the man that they deserve! → 呢啲唔係重要嘅嘢！
These are not what's important! → [嘩啦聲]
[clatter] → - 你真係激嬲咗佢。
- You seriously pissed that guy off. → - 時間無多！
- Time's running out! → 搞好你嘅人生，否則我就攞走佢！
Fix your life, or I'm gonna take it from you! → - 再見，Larry Noodle！
- Good-bye, larry noodle! → - 呢個就係「嗖」一聲。 - 同閃閃發光。
- That was whooshing. - And twinkling. → - 仲有少少「卡嚓」。
- And a little ker-chow. → - 天啊。
- Oh, my god. → Larry Noodle？
Larry noodle? → 自從細個之後就冇人咁叫我。
No one's called me that since I was a kid. → - Myka...Myka，係咪有可能
- Myka...Myka, is it-- is it possible → 我哋見到真嘅、現實中嘅——
That--that we saw the actual, real life-- → - 唔好！唔得！
- Don't! No! → - 聖誕老人？
- Santa? → - Artie，係咪有可能——
- Artie, is it-- is it possible that-- → - 係嘅，Virginia，真係有聖誕老人？
- That yes, virginia, there really is a santa claus? → - 佢由煙囪出入！
- The dude enters and exits through chimneys! → 佢化成仙塵喺房度飛。
He travels across the room as fairy dust. → Artie，呢個係真聖誕老人，好冇？
Look, Artie, this was the real santa, okay? → 哦，順便講句，
Oh, and by the way, → 要乖啲，因為聖誕老人好惡。
Be nice, because santa is bad-ass. → - 四世紀嘅土耳其
- There really was a saint nicholas → 真係有個聖尼古拉斯，
In fourth century turkey, → 佢出名會放銀幣喺人哋鞋度。
And he was known to have put coins in people's shoes. → - 真聖誕老人！正！我知㗎！
- Real santa! Excellent! You know, I knew it! → 認真，呢個解釋咗好多嘢。
Seriously, it explains so much. → - 你而家喺個腦度
- You're making a christmas list → 諗緊聖誕禮物清單，係咪？
In your head right now, aren't you? → - 可能啦。
- Maybe. → - 佢威脅Newley條命。
- He threatened newley's life. → - 呢個佬係有啲乞人憎。
- Well, the guy is a bit of a tool. → - Artie，有冇可能有人
- Artie, is it possible that someone maybe → 有件神器可以扮成聖誕老人？
Has an artifact that lets them take the form of santa? → - 仲有其他聖誕傳說，
- Well, there are other christmas legends, → 涉及啲黑暗嘅小精靈。
Um, involving darker, imp-like spirits. → 好似Krampus，同埋Black Peter。
Like, that was krampus, and there's also black peter. → 仲有更多。我會繼續查。
There are more. I'll keep doing the research. → - Artie，Claudia呢？ - 我嘅黑暗小精靈？
- Artie, where's Claudia? - My own dark imp? → 係，我估佢又去
Yeah, I suspect she's off → 搞另一個節日驚喜。
Plotting another holiday surprise. → - 忙到冇時間兌現對個女嘅承諾？
- Too busy making money to keep a promise to your daughter? → - 而家唔係好時候，Lila。
- Now is not a good time, lila. → - 你話過會裝飾聖誕樹！
- You said that you were gonna decorate the tree! → - 我冇講過，好冇？
- I never said that, okay? → 同埋，我送咗
And listen, by the way, I sent over → 啲好貴嘅古董裝飾過去。
Some incredibly expensive antique ornaments. → 你有冇俾佢？
Did you even bother to give them to her? → - 同佢老竇喺度係兩回事。
- Not really the same as her dad being here. → - 我了解我個女，
- Look, I know my daughter, → 佢鍾意呢啲嘢。
And I know that she happens to like things like that. → 佢係個老成嘅靈魂。 - 佢愈嚟愈大！
She is an old soul. - And she's getting older! → 又過咗一年，Larry。
Another year gone by, larry. → 你仲要錯過幾多次？
How many are you gonna miss? → [電話嗶聲]
[phone beeps] → [掛線聲]
[dial tone] → [電話嗶聲]
[phone beeps] → - 我冇做過任何承諾。
- I never made any promise. → 我忙到死。
I'm buried with work. → 總之，唔好意思，
Anyway, if you'll excuse me, → 我有兩個會要開。
I, uh-- I have two meetings → - 點解佢要講大話？ - 佢係我前妻。
That I have to get to right away. → 佢就係咁。 - 可能係佢搞鬼。
- Why would she lie? - Well, she's my ex-wife. → - 我有個諗法。
That's what she does. - She could be behind this. → Myks，你去訪問前妻。
- I got a thought. → 大Lar同我去陪個女，好唔好？
Myks, why don't you go interview the ex? → 你點睇？嚟啦。
Big lar and I will spend some q-time with the daughter, huh? → - 我—— - 取消你啲會。
What do you say about that, huh? Come on. → 出發啦。好。出發啦。
- Well-- - Cancel your meetings. → - 我——
Here we go. All right. Here we go. → - 嚟啦，我聽聞費城呢個時候好靚。
- I-- → - 結果，打咗486個鋼琴調音師，
- Come on, I hear philadelphia is beautiful this time of year. → 發現三個人分好難，
- So, as it turns out, calling 486 piano tuners, → 因為得一個人識讀Glucky...
Turns out it's harder to split three ways → Globben-killer...
When only one of you can pronounce glucky, uh... → - Gluckklavier。 - 係。
Globben-killer... → 總之，我哋差啲放棄成個計劃，
- Gluckklavier. - Yes. → 點知有個人話呢個Gluck嘢
Anyway, so we were about to ditch the whole plan → 用嘅調音釘得德國一間公司造，
When one of them says that this gluckenthing → 所以我個半德國話嘅兄弟
Uses special tuning pins that are only made → 打電話去，佢哋縮窄範圍
By this one company in germany, → 到費城幾個真係會買嘅調音師，
So my kinda-german-speaking brother → 然後我就嚟咗呢度。
Gets them on the horn, they narrow the list down → - 我唔明一部舊鋼琴
To the couple of piano tuners in philly → 喺角落積塵有咩特別。
Who actually buy them, and here I am. → 入面有寶藏？
- I can't imagine what's so special → - 應該冇。
About an old piano gathering dust in a corner. → 但更奇怪嘅事...
Is there hidden treasure inside? → 睇吓。
- Doubtful. → 哈！真係聖誕老嘢，Marley！
But stranger things... → - 係Marla。 - 啱。唔好意思。
Let's see. → 嘩，呢個係Artie嘅——
Ha! Holy bah-humbug, Marley! → 係我老細嘅縮寫。
- It's marla. - Right. I'm so sorry. → 真係冇諗到就係呢個。
Um, it's--wow. This is just Artie's-- → 你想賣幾多？求吓你話唔貴。
It's my boss' initials.
I can't believe this is really it.
How much do you want for it? Please say not much.
- Let me get mr. Weisfelt. He owns it, not the school. → 等我搵Weisfelt先生。佢係業主，唔係學校嘅。
- Unbelievable. Bro, I found it. Yeah. → 難以置信。兄弟，我搵到啦。係呀。
Merion music school. Get your butt over here. → Merion音樂學校。你快啲過嚟。
Weisfelt? → Weisfelt？
- You want to buy this piano? Why? → - 你想買呢部鋼琴？點解？
- Claude? Are you still there? → - Claude？你仲喺度嗎？
- Hmm? I--do you hear me? → - 嗯？我——你聽到我講嘢嗎？
Do you wanna buy this piano? Why? → 你想買呢部鋼琴？點解？
- [clears throat] → - [清喉嚨]
You're Artie's father. → 你係Artie嘅老竇。
- What? Oh. I forgot I had these in. → - 咩話？哦。我唔記得咗我戴住呢啲嘢。
Hearing the little bastards bang out moonlight sonata-- → 聽到班衰仔亂咁彈《月光奏鳴曲》——
No wonder beethoven went deaf. → 難怪貝多芬會聾。
- Best christmas present ever. → - 最好嘅聖誕禮物。
- I--I love fruitcake. → - 我——我鍾意食水果蛋糕。
- Here you go, daddy. → - 俾你， daddy。
- Thanks, honey. → - 多謝，親愛嘅。
- Man, this looks... → - 嘩，呢個睇落...
[tooth cracks] → [牙齒裂開聲]
Ow. → 哎呀。
I mean... → 我意思係...
[british accent] 'ow delicious is this, lassie? → [英國口音] 呢個有幾好食呀，小姐？
[laughs] I love it, it's-- → [笑] 我好鍾意，佢係——
- Dude, it's not like I baked it. → - 老友，又唔係我焗嘅。
- Oh, thank god. → - 哦，謝天謝地。
- [laughs] → - [笑]
- Oh, my god. We have the exact same ornament at my house. → - 天啊。我屋企都有個一模一樣嘅裝飾。
Christmas is a pretty big deal there too. → 聖誕節喺嗰邊都好大件事。
- Kallie loves the old-fashioned ornaments. → - Kallie鍾意舊式裝飾。
She and her father used to scour the swap meets. → 佢同佢老竇以前成日去跳蚤市場搵。
Back when larry didn't work every weekend. → 以前Larry唔使每個週末都做嘢。
- Do you any idea who might be threatening him? → - 你知唔知邊個可能威脅佢？
I don't know-- maybe a new man in your life → 我唔知——可能係你新嘅男人
Who thinks he might be doing you a favor? → 覺得咁做係幫緊你？
- There's no one new. → - 冇新人。
- Have ever heard anyone → - 你有冇聽過有人
Refer to your ex-husband as "larry noodle"? → 叫你前夫做「Larry Noodle」？
- [laughs] wow. Larry noodle? → - [笑] 嘩。Larry Noodle？
I haven't heard that since he was a teenager. → 我由佢十幾歲之後就冇聽過呢個名。
He hated that nickname. → 佢好憎呢個花名。
- So you guys have known each other for a really long time. → - 所以你哋識咗好耐。
- High school. - Wow. → - 中學。 - 嘩。
- Yeah. God, we were so happy when we had nothing. → - 係呀。天啊，我哋乜都冇嗰陣好開心。
And then, the more successful he became, → 然後，佢越成功，
The more that that was the only thing that mattered. → 就越得呢樣嘢重要。
Larry noodle. I miss him. → Larry Noodle。我好掛住佢。
He was sweet. → 佢以前好溫柔。
- No! Oh, no! Forget it! → - 唔好！哦，唔好！算啦！
No, no, no! Excuse me. → 唔好，唔好，唔好！唔該借借。
- Artie's father. - I can see it. → - Artie嘅老竇。 - 我睇得出。
- You have to come with me! He's your son! → - 你要跟我嚟！佢係你個仔！
- My son! He disappeared! → - 我個仔！佢失蹤咗！
For years! Who does that? → 成幾年！邊個會咁做？
- Eh, it happens more often than you think. → - 唉，呢啲嘢成日發生㗎。
- Who the hell are you? - He had to change his name! → - 你邊位？ - 佢要改個名！
Do you know he did that to protect you? → 你知唔知佢咁做係為咗保護你？
- Yeah? From what? → - 係咩？保護我乜嘢？
Oh, never mind, I don't wanna know! → 哦，算啦，我唔想知！
- He'll explain it to you. There's your ice-breaker! → - 佢會同你解釋。呢個就係你嘅開場白！
- My ice-breaker? How about I break his neck, huh? → - 我嘅開場白？不如我打斷佢條頸，好唔好？
He wanted me to believe he's dead, so he's dead! → 佢想我相信佢死咗，所以佢就係死咗！
- Not yet, but soon! → - 未死，但就快！
He's dying. → 佢就死㗎啦。
That's right. Artie's dying. → 冇錯。Artie就快死。
I came here to beg you to see him, to say good-bye. → 我嚟係求你去見佢，同佢道別。
To your son. Who's dying. → 見你個仔。佢就快死。
- Claudia, you sure you should be telling him that? → - Claudia，你確定應該同佢講呢啲？
- Artie's dad deserves the truth. → - Artie嘅老竇值得知道真相。
- Yeah, I agree. He does. → - 係，我同意。佢值得。
But Artie might be a little angry-- → 但Artie可能會嬲——
- If I tell him everything? → - 如果我話晒俾佢知？
- You mean there's more? - Oh, yes. → - 你意思係仲有嘢？ - 哦，係呀。
That Artie's too ashamed to call you himself. → Artie唔好意思自己打俾你。
That he's gonna take that guilt to his grave. → 佢會帶住呢份內疚入棺材。
- Yeah, but--but he's-- - After he dies. → - 係，但——但佢—— - 佢死咗之後。
- All right. All right, you wait here. → - 好。好，你喺度等。
And I'll come with you. → 我同你過去。
- You are going to hell. - I know! → - 你落地獄㗎。 - 我知！
- Kallie said you'd be out here. → - Kallie話你會喺出面。
You just can't help yourself, can you? → 你忍唔住㗎，係咪？
- I'm sorry, but I have contracts → - 對唔住，但我有合約
That I have to close today, → 今日要簽，
Or else the whole deal falls through. → 如果唔係成單嘢就會告吹。
I don't know about secret agents, → 我唔知特工係點做，
But I can't just drop everything if I feel like it. → 但我唔可以話放低就放低晒啲嘢。
- Oh, no, I can relate. → - 哦，唔緊要，我明。
I'm stuck here trying to save your ungrateful butt. → 我困喺度諗辦法救你個唔識感恩嘅死仔。
- You think I worked this hard for myself? → - 你以為我咁辛苦係為咗自己？
I want her to have what I didn't have. This is all for her. → 我想佢擁有我冇嘅嘢。呢啲全部都係為咗佢。
This is so kallie gets everything she wants. → 咁樣Kallie先可以得到佢想要嘅一切。
- Right. → - 係囉。
[whooshing] → [風聲]
- Oh, god, no. Please, not again! → - 哦，天啊，唔好。求吓你，唔好再嚟！
[gasps] → [吸氣聲]
- I'm giving you every chance, larry! → - 我俾緊你機會，Larry！
Every chance to make things right! → 每個機會去修正！
- Okay, look, → - 好，你聽住，
I don't know who the hell you think you are but-- → 我唔知你以為自己係邊個但——
Oh, my--aah! Aah! → 哦，我——呀！呀！
What is happening here? → 呢度發生緊咩事？
- Check on kallie and stay inside. → - 睇住Kallie，留喺室內。
- Oh, my god. → - 天啊。
- That happen a lot? → - 成日都係咁？
- Change your ways by midnight, → - 午夜前改過，
Or I'll turn you into the ghost of christmas past! → 否則我會將你變成過去聖誕嘅鬼魂！
[electrical buzz] → [電流聲]
- Okay, I'm officially scared now. → - 好，我而家正式驚咗。
Can you just please--what was the thing with my hand? → 你可唔可以——我隻手係咩事？
- Pete, this isn't santa. → - Pete，呢個唔係聖誕老人。
- It's you. - Me? → - 係你。 - 我？
- Ho ho ho! → - 呵呵呵！
[maniacal laughter] → [狂笑]
Tick-tock, larry noodle! Tick-tock! → 倒數緊㗎，Larry Noodle！倒數緊！
- [gasps] → - [吸氣聲]
- Larry noodle disappears tonight! → - Larry Noodle今晚消失！
Aah! → 呀！
♪
- ♪ it's beginning to look a lot like christmas ♪ → - ♪ 開始似聖誕節 ♪
♪ everywhere you go → ♪ 你去邊度都係
♪ take a look in the five and ten ♪ → ♪ 睇吓五毫同十毫店 ♪
♪ glistening once again → ♪ 再次閃閃發光
♪ with candy canes and silver lanes aglow ♪ → ♪ 有拐杖糖同銀色街道發光 ♪
♪
- All doors, vents, and windows sealed. → - 所有門、通風口同窗都封好。
No fairy-dust getting in. → 冇仙塵入到嚟。
You think this'll keep him out? → 你覺得咁樣擋得住佢？
- You're asking me how santa claus works? → - 你問我聖誕老人點運作？
- Hey, I was wrong, Artie. This isn't santa claus. → - 喂，我錯咗，Artie。呢個唔係聖誕老人。
Santa's nice. This is...Larry claus. → 聖誕老人係好人。呢個係...Larry老人。
- No wonder he knows everything about you. → - 難怪佢知道你所有嘢。
He is you. → 佢就係你。
- What does that even mean? → - 呢句係咩意思？
- Artie, the last time he appeared, → - Artie，上次佢出現，
Our guy faded, but just for a second. → 我哋嗰個人消失咗一陣。
- That's not good. - Oh, you think? → - 咁唔好。 - 哦，你話呢？
- A duplicate shows up and the original starts to fade? → - 分身出現，原本嗰個開始消失？
It sounds to me like you're dealing → 聽落似你遇到
With some kind of identity transference. → 某種身份轉移。
And eventually, your guy might just-- → 最後，你嗰個人可能會——
- What? Disappear completely? → - 咩？完全消失？
- Okay, please slow down, okay? → - 好，請講慢啲，好嗎？
Just who the hell are you people, huh? → 你哋究竟係邊個？
- We're people who deal with this sort of thing. → - 我哋係處理呢類嘢嘅人。
- And what sort of thing is this? → - 呢類係咩嘢？
- Look, larry noodle, you either start to trust us, → - 聽住，Larry Noodle，你要唔開始信我哋，
Or christmas eve comes and goes, and you go with it. → 唔係聖誕夜過咗，你都會跟住消失。
- All right, listen, listen. → - 好，聽住，聽住。
Just keep him sealed up till after midnight. → 封住佢直到午夜後。
- Got it. Kirk out. → - 收到。Kirk收線。
- [sighs] → - [嘆氣]
Oh! Where have you been? → 哦！你去咗邊？
- Oh. You missed me! → - 哦。你掛住我！
- I was worried. - Same thing. → - 我擔心你。 - 一樣啫。
- No, it's not. There'd be paperwork. → - 唔同。會有文件要搞。
- I have a surprise for you. - Oh, I knew it! → - 我有個驚喜俾你。 - 哦，我知啦！
Why can't you and your christmas gremlins → 點解你同你啲聖誕小魔怪
Leave me alone? → 唔放過我？
- Come on! → - 嚟啦！
- Dad? → - 老竇？
- I thought you'd be thinner. → - 我以為你會瘦啲。
- Would you, um, give us a minute? → - 你可唔可以，嗯，俾我哋傾一陣？
- Well, it's been 30 years. What's another minute? → - 唉，都30年啦。唔爭在呢一分鐘。
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! → - 哎呀，哎呀，哎呀，哎呀，哎呀！
Ow! You're pinching! Ow! → 哎呀！你掐到我！哎呀！
- What have you done? And what gives you the right? → - 你做咗啲咩？你憑咩？
- I thought you wanted to see him. → - 我以為你想見佢。
You wrote him that song. → 你寫咗首歌俾佢。
- Song--noct-- the piano nocturne? → - 首歌——夜曲——鋼琴夜曲？
I would have contacted him in my own time! → 我會自己搵時間聯絡佢！
- He's even older than you are. → - 佢仲老過你。
How much time you think you have? → 你覺得你仲有幾多時間？
- You know what you're gonna do-- → - 你知你要做咩——
You're gonna undo whatever it is you did. → 你要取消你做嘅嘢。
- Artie, he's dying. - Holy mother of god. → - Artie，佢就快死。 - 聖母瑪利亞。
- Joshua knows too. → - Joshua都知。
He's--he's dying, and he wants to make things right. → 佢——佢就快死，佢想彌補。
He doesn't wanna take this guilt to his grave, → 佢唔想帶住呢份內疚入棺材，
That he pushed you away. → 話佢推開咗你。
Go in there and talk to him. → 入去同佢傾吓。
[piano notes ring] → [鋼琴聲響起]
- Dad? → - 老竇？
It's--it's good to see you. → 好——好開心見到你。
- We--we brought "glucky." → - 我——我哋帶咗「Glucky」嚟。
- I-I see. Thank--thanks. → - 我——我見到。多——多謝。
- Heh. You little pisher. → - 嘿。你個衰仔。
Ah! → 呀！
- ♪ christmas time is here again thank heaven ♪ → - ♪ 聖誕節又到啦謝天謝地 ♪
♪ time for fa-la-las and deck the halls ♪ → ♪ 係時候唱fa-la-la同掛聖誕裝飾 ♪
- California christmas. Yech. → - 加州聖誕。唉。
- And then there's this guy. → - 然後仲有呢條友。
You know, I think about my dad. → 你知嗎，我諗起我老竇。
If he'd had the chance, he'd have been there → 如果佢有機會，佢會喺度
For every birthday, every christmas, → 每個生日，每個聖誕，
Every morning I woke up. → 每個我起身嘅朝早。
This guy, he has no idea what he has. → 呢條友，佢唔知自己擁有啲咩。
- My dad was a lot like him. → - 我老竇同佢好似。
He was busy. Never home. → 佢好忙。成日唔喺屋企。
Funny thing is, now that we have a good relationship, → 好笑嘅係，而家我哋關係好咗，
I'm the one that's too busy. → 反而係我太忙。
- cat's in the cradle, huh? → - 貓仔同老竇嘅故事，係咪？
[knock on door] → [敲門聲]
- Hey, how are you doing? → - 喂，你點呀？
- Hi. - Is he here? Where is he? → - 嗨。 - 佢喺度嗎？佢喺邊？
- What--what-- what are you doing here? → - 你...你...你做咩嚟呢度？
- You called me! → - 你叫我嚟㗎！
Who knew you had a sense of humor? → 邊個知你咁有幽默感？
- Newley, get back in the safe room. → - Newley，返去安全房。
- What--what are you--? - I got the letter. → - 你...你做咩...？ - 我收到封信。
You called off the demolition. → 你取消咗拆卸工程。
I came as soon as I could. - I did what? → 我一收到就即刻趕嚟。 - 我做咗咩？
What letter? This is--oh, my god. → 咩信？呢個係...天啊。
That is my signature. He's signing my name now. → 係我簽名。佢而家冒簽我個名。
- What are you talking about? Who's signing your name? → - 你講緊咩呀？邊個冒簽你個名？
What, are you trying to back off on this? → 做咩，你想縮沙呀？
- No, I'm not trying to back out of anything. → - 唔係，我冇諗住縮沙。
I mean, well, yes, I am trying to back out. → 不過，係，我係想縮沙。
This is a forgery. I never sent this letter. → 呢個係偽造㗎。我從來冇寄過呢封信。
Okay, wilkie? It's time for you to go home now, please. → 好喇，Wilkie？你係時候返屋企喇，唔該。
Okay, now, you better just go home → 好，你最好快啲返屋企
Before things just get really-- → 費事搞到好...
- Newley, look out! → - Newley，小心！
- Ho ho ho! → - 呵呵呵！
- What the hell was that? → - 咩嚟㗎？
- That was-- - Twinkle and whoosh. → - 係... - 閃光同呼一聲。
- And kidnapping. → - 同綁架。
- Help me! → - 救命呀！
- He'd come down the stairs. → - 佢由樓梯落嚟。
- What about-- what about cousin sylvia? → - 咁...咁Sylvia表姐呢？
- Even she found a man. → - 連佢都搵到個男人。
- No! - Yeah. → - 唔係！ - 係。
- With that voice? → - 把聲咁都得？
- Oh, he can't hear anything over middle c, → - 哦，佢聽唔到中音C以上嘅聲，
So I guess it works. → 所以應該冇問題。
[laughter] → [笑聲]
- Oh, my god. - Yeah. → - 天啊。 - 係呀。
- Well, a lid for every pot, huh? → - 一個煲一個蓋，係咪？
Dad... → 老竇...
I'm really sorry that we lost so much time. → 我好對唔住，我哋浪費咗咁多時間。
- I know. It's a shame. → - 我知。真係可惜。
And now, with so little left. → 而家，剩返咁少時間。
- I know. Life, huh? → - 我明。人生就係咁㗎啦？
- God's mysterious ways. - Yeah. → - 天主嘅安排真係奧妙。 - 係呀。
- You know, I never heard. → - 你知嘛，我一直冇問。
What is it? - What is what? → 係咩病？ - 咩病？
- The annoying girl, I never asked her → - 個煩人女仔，我一直冇問佢
What you're dying of. → 你到底係死於咩病。
- Me? She told me that you were dying. → - 我？佢話我知你就嚟死㗎喎。
- Hey! You know what I'd like to hear? → - 喂！你知我想聽咩？
The two of you play piano together. → 你兩個一齊彈鋼琴。
Huh? Artie? Izzy? → 係咪？Artie？Izzy？
How much fun would that be? → 咁會幾開心呢？
- You're not dying? → - 你冇事？
- Well, don't sound so disappointed. → - 喂，唔好咁失望啦。
- You disappeared from the face of the earth! → - 你喺地球消失咗呀！
- After you disowned me! → - 係你唔認我㗎先！
- You spit on us! → - 你吐我哋口水！
Your mother and me, we worked two jobs → 你阿媽同我，打兩份工
To send you to juilliard, → 送你去Juilliard讀書，
And you threw it all away to work for what? → 你竟然為咗咩放棄晒？
Those fascists! → 嗰班法西斯！
- It's the u.S. Government I work for! → - 我係為美國政府做嘢㗎！
They're not fascists! → 佢哋唔係法西斯！
- Oh, no? - No! → - 哦，係咩？ - 唔係！
- Ever hear of mccarthy? - Oh, please. → - 有冇聽過McCarthy？ - 哦，得啦。
- I couldn't work for years → - 我好多年冇工開
Because I had family in, what, russia? → 因為我有親戚喺...俄羅斯？
- Don't tell me about the family in russia, dad. → - 唔好同我講俄羅斯嘅親戚，老竇。
I know all about the family in russia. → 我全部都知道。
- You never had the sense of a dog in the street! → - 你連街邊嘅狗都唔如！
- Oh, is that right? - Boys, boys, boys! → - 哦，係咩？ - 仔呀，仔呀，仔呀！
Can--can we just-- → 可唔可以...
- Haven't you caused enough trouble? → - 你搞出嘅麻煩仲唔夠多咩？
- This is none of your business, girlie! → - 唔關你事呀，女仔！
- Don't point your guns at me. → - 唔好指住我。
I'm just trying to make your lives better! → 我只係想令你哋生活好啲！
- Who asked you to? You lied to me! → - 邊個叫你咁做？你呃我！
- How could you say that we're dying? → - 你點可以話我哋就嚟死？
- Aren't we all dying, really? → - 我哋邊個唔係就嚟死呢？
- Shame on you! You're a liar! → - 你真係可恥！你係大話精！
- She has no respect at all! None, none! → - 佢完全冇尊重！冇，冇！
- A devil child. → - 魔鬼細路。
- You don't know the half of it. → - 你仲未見過佢嘅真面目。
She never, never, never does as she's told. → 佢從來都唔聽人講。
- No manners at all! → - 完全冇禮貌！
You know who she reminds me of? → 你知佢似邊個？
- Who? - Trudie. → - 邊個？ - Trudie。
- Exactly like trudie. The same--same girl. → - 同Trudie一模一樣。同一個女仔。
She always puts her nose → 佢成日多管閒事
Into everybody else's business. → 理人哋嘅事。
- Yeah, she thinks she knows everything, huh? → - 係呀，佢以為自己乜都識，係咪？
- And that mouth on her. Yap-yap-yap-yap. → - 仲有把口，講講講講講。
- Yeah, yap-yap-yap-yap-yap. → - 係呀，講講講講講。
- God! - She not yours, is she? → - 天呀！ - 佢唔係你嘅女，係咪？
- No! God, no! No, no, no. → - 唔係！天呀，唔係！唔係，唔係，唔係。
She wasn't even born of man. → 佢連人都唔係生出嚟㗎。
She noodged her way into existence! → 佢係自己鑽出嚟㗎！
- [laughs] that's very good. → - [笑] 講得幾好。
Noodged! → 鑽出嚟！
[laughter] → [笑聲]
- You know, she reminds me of trudie. → - 你知嘛，佢令我想起Trudie。
- That's what I said. - Yeah. → - 我咪就係咁講。 - 係呀。
Do you remember trudie's wedding? → 你記唔記得Trudie嘅婚禮？
- Remember? I'm still hungry! → - 記得？我仲肚餓緊呀！
- [laughs] → - [笑]
- Okay, so larry santa → - 好喇，Larry Santa
Took larry noodle up to the sky. → 帶咗Larry Noodle上天。
- Yeah, he said until midnight, → - 係呀，佢話到午夜，
So we have a-- have a few hours. → 所以我哋仲有幾個鐘。
- Right. So larry noodle's still alive, → - 啱。即係Larry Noodle仲未死，
If we can find him. → 如果我哋搵到佢。
- What are you doing? → - 你做緊咩？
- Well, he's not gonna finish it. → - 佢又唔會食晒。
- You will eat anything, won't you? → - 你真係乜都食得落，係咪？
Okay. So where would his santa double take him? → 好。咁佢個Santa替身會帶佢去邊？
I mean, some kind of hideout? → 我意思係，某個藏身點？
- [snaps fingers] the north pole. → - [彈指] 北極。
- We hope not. → - 希望唔係。
All right, and santa newley came out of newley. → 好，Santa Newley由Newley度出嚟。
Then where would the real newley consider home? → 咁真正嘅Newley會當邊度係屋企？
- Lila's? Uh, lila and kallie. → - Lila度？Lila同Kallie。
- And kallie collects ornaments. → - 而Kallie鍾意收集裝飾品。
- Okay, so what are you thinking? → - 好，你諗緊咩？
- I think I've seen the artifact. → - 我諗我見過呢件文物。
- My dad got that for me. → - 我老竇送俾我㗎。
He knows I like antiques. → 佢知我鍾意古董。
- I think he ordered them from germany or someplace. → - 我諗佢係由德國定邊度訂返嚟。
- This picture of your ex-husband. → - 呢張係你前夫嘅相。
- Yeah, larry used to dress up for the neighborhood kids → - 係呀，Larry以前會著到聖誕老人咁
As santa. → 俾隔籬啲細路睇。
Kallie loved it. → Kallie好鍾意。
They both did. → 佢兩個都鍾意。
- Myka, can I see that for a sec? → - Myka，可唔可以俾我睇下？
- Sure. → - 當然可以。
- You know, these are old shell casings. → - 你知嘛，呢啲係舊子彈殼。
- Mm-hmm. → - 嗯。
- Yeah, well, uh... → - 係呀，嗯...
I might know what this is. → 我可能知呢個係咩。
Have you guys ever heard of the christmas ceasefire? → 你哋有冇聽過聖誕休戰？
- You mean, during world war I? → - 你係指第一次世界大戰嗰次？
- exactement! → - 啱晒！
All right, well, when I was in the marine corps, → 好喇，我喺海軍陸戰隊嗰陣，
I had a drill instructor. → 有個教官。
He loved telling this story. → 佢好鍾意講呢個故仔。
[clears throat] → [清喉嚨]
It was christmas eve, 1914. → 係1914年嘅聖誕前夕。
I'm not talking, like, l.A. Christmas. → 我唔係講洛杉磯嗰種聖誕。
I'm talking, like, belgian christmas. → 我係講比利時嗰種聖誕。
I'm talking, like, icicles hanging off your nose → 我係講冰柱掛喺鼻哥
And snow down your pants. → 同雪落喺褲浪嗰種。
And even though there was no formal truce, → 雖然冇正式嘅停戰協議，
The german soldiers, → 但啲德國士兵，
They started lighting candles in the trenches → 開始喺戰壕點蠟燭
And singing christmas carols. → 同唱聖誕歌。
And then, in the distance, → 然後，遠處，
The british soldiers joined in. → 啲英國士兵加入一齊唱。
All of a sudden, these sworn enemies, → 突然之間，呢班死對頭，
Who were only seconds before fighting one other, → 幾秒前仲打緊交，
Were meeting in no-man's land between the trenches. → 竟然喺戰壕之間嘅無人地帶相遇。
Exchanging gifts, → 交換禮物，
Candy, souvenirs, → 糖果、紀念品，
And lots of improvised stuff. → 同好多即興整嘅嘢。
- If there was ever a moment → - 如果有個時刻
That could infuse an object → 可以注入力量
And turn it into an artifact-- → 令一件物件變成文物...
- This would be one. → - 呢個就係其中一個。
So what do we do? Goo it and see what happens? → 咁我哋點做？用Goo試下睇會點？
- Not without eyes on newley. → - 唔得，要睇住Newley先。
We wouldn't know which one survived. → 我哋唔知邊個會生存落嚟。
Kallie, why this picture? → Kallie，點解係呢張相？
- Well, I love that picture. → - 我鍾意呢張相。
Dad was so much fun when he was santa. → 老竇扮聖誕老人嗰陣好開心。
- So I guess you were wishing for things → - 所以我估你係希望
To be like they were when your dad was santa. → 可以返番去老竇扮聖誕老人嗰陣。
- Mm, yeah, I guess. - It's okay. → - 嗯，係呀，大概係。 - 冇問題㗎。
I used to make a lot of wishes like that → 我以前都成日咁樣許願
When I was your age too. → 同你咁大嗰陣。
- That was the last christmas we spent all together. → - 係我哋最後一次一齊過嘅聖誕。
Before you guys, you know... → 喺你哋...你知㗎...
- It was the year before he opened his first mall → - 係佢開第一間商場之前一年
And his business really took off. → 佢嘅生意開始起飛。
- "what has more holiday spirit than a mall?" → - 「仲有咩比商場更有節日氣氛？」
That's what he said. → 佢咁講㗎。
- That's where santa newley might consider home. → - 咁Santa Newley可能會當嗰度係屋企。
We have to get to that mall. → 我哋要去嗰個商場。
- Okay, guys. Don't worry. → - 好喇，各位。唔使擔心。
We'll call you in a little bit. → 我哋一陣打俾你。
We're gonna take the, uh-- we're--the--this. → 我哋會揸...我哋...呢個。
We're taking this with us. - Okay. Bye. → 我哋帶呢個去。 - 好。拜拜。
- And just a cookie. → - 仲有塊曲奇。
Cookie! Okay. All right, bye. → 曲奇！好。好喇，拜拜。
[electrical buzz] → [電流聲]
- Aah! → - 呀！
Aah! → 呀！
- Look, larry, your shopping mall! → - 睇下，Larry，你個商場！
- Thanks. What do you want with me? → - 多謝。你想對我點？
- I've given you lots of chances → - 我俾咗你好多次機會
To be a better larry, larry. → 做個好啲嘅Larry，Larry。
And you've blown every one. → 但你每次都搞砸。
I'm the man they need, not you! → 佢哋需要嘅係我，唔係你！
You never keep my promises! → 你從來都冇遵守過我嘅承諾！
[laughs] → [笑]
- You--you promised that I'd help trim the tree. → - 你...你應承過我會幫手裝飾聖誕樹㗎。
- Would that have been so hard? → - 咁樣好難做咩？
- And you sent that letter to wilkie. → - 仲有你寄咗封信俾Wilkie。
- So you could do the right thing. → - 等你可以做返件啱嘅事。
But you never do! → 但你從來都唔做！
People deserve better from you, larry. → 啲人值得你做得更好㗎，Larry。
Kallie deserves a father who is there. → Kallie值得有一個喺身邊嘅爸爸。
Now she's going to get one. → 而家佢就會有喇。
- Aah! → - 呀！
What are you doing with-- what is this? → 你做緊咩...呢個係咩嚟㗎？
- In a few minutes, you will be gone → - 再過幾分鐘，你就會消失
And then I'll be real. → 然後我就會變成真嘅。
- No! No! → - 唔好！唔好！
- [laughs] → - [笑]
Good-bye, larry noodle! Good-bye! → 再見啦，Larry Noodle！再見！
[laughs] → [笑]
- You gotta admit, the guy's got christmas spirit. → - 你要認同，呢條友真係有聖誕精神。
- Come on. → - 嚟啦。
- Help! He's making me disappear! → - 救命！佢想令我消失！
- Okay, so we know the tesla won't work. → - 好，咁我哋知道個Tesla冇用。
- The last time newley faded, → - 上次Newley消失嗰陣，
I touched his arm and he came back. → 我掂咗佢隻手，佢就返咗嚟。
- So human contact stops the process. → - 即係人類接觸可以停止個過程。
You--you grab newley. I'll bag the ornament. → 你...你捉住Newley。我去攞個裝飾品。
- Okay. → - 好。
- Oh, look, santa's little army. → - 哦，睇下，聖誕老人嘅小軍隊。
Aren't they cute? → 係咪好得意呢？
[groans] → [呻吟]
Right. Nutcracker. → 啱喇。胡桃夾子。
[thud] → [砰]
- Pete? Pete! Okay, wait! → - Pete？Pete！好，等陣！
[gunshot] → [槍聲]
[shattering glass] → [玻璃碎裂]
[cocks rifle] → [上膛]
- Okay, hold your fire. → - 好，停火。
Newley, brace yourself. → Newley，準備好。
[electric buzz] → [電流聲]
- Gaah! → - 嘎！
- [laughs] → - [笑]
- Nothing. → - 冇料到。
- What was that? → - 頭先係咩嚟㗎？
- That was plan "a" not working. → - 係A計劃失敗咗。
[groans] → [呻吟]
- That was the ornament you sent kallie. → - 嗰個就係你送俾Kallie嘅裝飾品。
She wished this--this santa into being. → 佢許願令呢個...呢個聖誕老人變成真嘅。
- Kallie wished for me to replace him. → - Kallie許願要我取代佢。
- No, no, she wished for the dad that she knew → - 唔係，唔係，佢係想要返佢認識嗰個爸爸
Before you became all about work and money. → 喺你變到成日掛住做嘢同錢之前。
- I did it for her! She doesn't understand! → - 我係為咗佢先咁做㗎！佢唔明㗎！
- She's just a little girl! → - 佢只係個細路女咋！
All she knows is that you are not there. → 佢淨係知道你唔喺佢身邊。
- There just isn't enough time. → - 真係唔夠時間。
- Well, you should have made the time! → - 哼，你應該自己抽時間出嚟！
The world will be a better place with me → 呢個世界有我喺度會更好
Instead of you, larry! → 好過有你，Larry！
Kallie will have a better father! → Kallie會有一個更好嘅爸爸！
- No! → - 唔好！
- Leave my dad alone! → - 唔准搞我爸爸！
- Kallie! → - Kallie！
- How did she do that? → - 佢點做到㗎？
- She's a kid. It's christmas. → - 佢係細路女。而家係聖誕節。
- He'll never change, kallie. → - 佢永遠都唔會變㗎，Kallie。
He'll never make the time for you. → 佢永遠都唔會為你抽時間。
- I don't care! → - 我唔理！
I want him no matter how he is! → 我就要佢，無論佢係點！
Even if he never comes over! → 就算佢永遠都唔過嚟！
Don't you hurt him! → 你唔准傷害佢！
- Please, you've got to give me one more chance. → - 求吓你，你要俾多次機會我。
Please! - Stop it! → 求吓你！ - 停手！
This is my fault! - Oh, kallie, honey. → 呢個係我嘅錯！ - 哦，Kallie，乖女。
It's not your fault. I did this. → 唔係你嘅錯。係我搞成咁。
I did this to myself. To us. → 係我自己搞成咁。搞到我哋。
It's my fault! → 係我嘅錯！
I never meant this to happen. → 我從來冇諗過會搞成咁。
It's just that I-- → 只係我...
Aw, hell, what good is money if I'm never there, huh? → 唉，算啦，如果我成日都唔喺度，咁有錢有咩用，係咪？
You keep growing up, → 你一路大個，
And if I'm not part of your life, → 如果我唔係你生活嘅一部分，
If I'm just the guy who pays the bills, → 如果我淨係個交水電費嘅人，
Who jokes with you online, → 同你喺網上講吓笑話，
Then I might as well just f-f-fade away. → 咁我不如就...就...消失算啦。
I don't want to fade away. → 我唔想消失。
I want to be there for you. → 我想陪住你。
I want to be the dad you remember. → 我想做返你記得嗰個爸爸。
More than anything. → 最想做到嘅事。
- Now, kallie! Your dad needs a hug! → - 而家啦，Kallie！你爸爸需要一個擁抱！
- Daddy! - [groans] → - 爸爸！ - [呻吟]
- Daddy! → - 爸爸！
- ♪ I don't want a lot for christmas ♪ → - ♪ 我聖誕唔想要好多嘢 ♪
♪ there is just one thing I need ♪ → ♪ 我淨係需要一樣嘢 ♪
♪ all I want for christmas ♪ → ♪ 我聖誕最想要嘅 ♪
- Oh, sweetie. → - 哦，乖女。
- ♪ is → - ♪ 就係
♪ you → ♪ 你
- Come on, Myka! → - 快啲啦，Myka！
What'd ya get me, what'd ya get me, what'd ya get me? → 你買咗咩俾我，買咗咩俾我，買咗咩俾我？
- No, no, and no. → - 唔係，唔係，同埋唔係。
We are not opening our gifts until after dinner! → 我哋食完晚餐先拆禮物！
- But I told you what I got you! → - 但我話咗俾你知我買咗咩俾你！
- I know. Why would you do that? → - 我知。你做咩要咁做？
- Do you like it? Do you like it? Do you like it? → - 你鍾唔鍾意？你鍾唔鍾意？你鍾唔鍾意？
- [groans] → - [呻吟]
[door slams] → [關門聲]
I'm wearing your coat. → 我著緊你件褸。
- Captain nemo! → - Nemo船長！
- I'm freezing. → - 我凍死喇。
- You are supposed to button it. → - 你應該要鈕埋佢㗎。
- Oh. → - 哦。
I thought the buttons were decorative. → 我以為啲鈕係裝飾嚟㗎。
- Yeah, well, on you, all buttons are decorative. → - 係囉，著喺你身上，所有鈕都係裝飾。
- Okay, you know what? → - 好，你知唔知...
- No, no, no, you're right, as always. → - 唔係，唔係，唔係，你啱，你永遠都啱。
I will buy you some long johns to wear under. → 我會買啲保暖內衣俾你打底。
- [laughs] - I smell turkey. → - [笑] - 我聞到火雞味。
- [gasps] my turkey. My turkey! → - [吸氣] 我嘅火雞。我嘅火雞！
- Son. - Dad. → - 仔。 - 老竇。
- Yeah? - Listen. → - 嗯？ - 聽住。
I just-- I want you to know, → 我只係...我想你知，
The work that I did and, you know, I'm still doing, → 我做過嘅工作，同埋我仲做緊嘅，
It's good work, dad, → 係好嘢嚟㗎，老竇，
And there's a lot of people better off-- → 同埋有好多人過得更好...
- Arthur, arthur! → - Arthur，Arthur！
You told me it was necessary. I believe you. → 你話過係必要嘅。我信你。
- Good, because when we started this-- → - 好，因為我哋開始嗰陣...
- Arthur, enough. You're already getting an "a." → - Arthur，夠喇。你已經攞緊A級。
You want to work yourself down to a "b"? → 你想做到變B級咩？
- All right. → - 好喇。
- You see, → - 你明唔明，
It was when you walked away from music, → 係你放棄音樂嗰陣，
That was hard. → 先係最難頂。
- No, I didn't walk-- → - 唔係，我冇放棄...
Walk away from music. → 放棄音樂。
I brought this to-- remember? → 我帶咗呢個嚟...記得嗎？
- [gasps] yeah. → - [吸氣] 係。
- Look at the back. → - 睇下背面。
See, I-- - Finished it. → 睇下，我... - 完成咗佢。
- Yeah. → - 係。
- Well, now. → - 咁，而家。
Now you must play it. → 而家你要彈佢。
- No, no, no, not now. Now? → - 唔係，唔係，唔係，而家唔得。而家？
- Well, when else? → - 咁幾時先？
You want to wait another 30 years? → 你想等多30年？
- All right, all right. → - 好喇，好喇。
Now, you've got to remember, → 不過你要記住，
It's a work in progress, so-- → 呢個係未完成嘅作品，所以...
- Yes, it's always a work in progress. → - 係，永遠都係未完成嘅作品。
Progress is what it's all made of. → 進步就係由呢啲嘢組成㗎。
- All right. → - 好喇。
[playing music] → [彈奏音樂]
- Your fingering, it's still a nightmare. → - 你嘅指法，仲係惡夢嚟。
- Dad, dad, I wrote this! → - 老竇，老竇，呢個係我寫㗎！
- Yeah. Shakespeare wrote plays. → - 係。莎士比亞寫過劇本。
It doesn't mean he could act. → 唔代表佢識演戲。
- You're ruining a perfect moment. → - 你破壞緊一個完美嘅時刻。
- I know, but you're ruining a perfectly good piece of music. → - 我知，但你破壞緊一首完美嘅樂曲。
Here, let me fix the hands. → 嚟，等我教返你隻手。
- There's nothing wrong. → - 冇問題㗎。
- Here, like that. → - 嚟，好似咁。
- No, dad, move your hand away. → - 唔係，老竇，拎開你隻手。
- Eh-eh-eh! [mutters] → - 喂喂喂！ [喃喃自語]
- Mmm! Mmm! → - 呣！呣！
- Do not eat the stuffing out of the bowl! → - 唔准就咁食碗入面嘅餡料！
- Why not? It's delicious! → - 點解唔得？好好味㗎！
- I don't want your cooties! → - 我唔想你啲細路菌！
Oh, hey, are you guys doing presents? → 哦，喂，你哋係咪拆緊禮物？
- Not until after dinner, remember? → - 食完晚餐先，記得嗎？
- I know I'm supposed to wait, but-- → - 我知道要等，但...
- Claudia had one made for each of us. → - Claudia整咗一個俾我哋每個人。
Check it out. - Merry christmas! → 睇下。 - 聖誕快樂！
- Oh, my god! I love it! → - 天啊！我好鍾意！
- Oh, wow! - Oh! I love it! → - 哦，嘩！ - 哦！我好鍾意！
- It's the artifact that almost killed each of us. → - 係差啲殺死我哋每個人嘅文物。
How...Thoughtful? → 幾...有心？
- Just shut up and say thank you. → - 收聲，講多謝就得。
- Oh, thank you, thank you. → - 哦，多謝，多謝。
[air kisses] → [隔空錫錫]
- This one here. - Yep, this one's Artie's. → - 呢個係你嘅。 - 係，呢個係Artie嘅。
- And this one is Leena's. → - 而呢個係Leena嘅。
- Oh, look, the pearl of wisdom. → - 哦，睇下，智慧珍珠。
- Hello, hello, a little help, please? → - 喂，喂，幫吓手得唔得？
- I got it. → - 我嚟。
- Artie, izzy, soup's on! → - Artie，Izzy，開飯喇！
- You know, I'm sorry → - 你知唔知，我好遺憾
That you didn't get to spend christmas → 你冇得同屋企人
With your family. → 一齊過聖誕。
- Well, thanks. You too. → - 嗯，多謝。你都係。
But you know, after watching newley, → 但你知道，睇完Newley之後，
I realized I was already with someone → 我發現我已經同緊一個
That I cared about, and that's what matters, right? → 我關心嘅人一齊，呢個先係最重要，係咪？
- Don't you get all mushy and sweet. → - 唔好搞到咁感性同甜絲絲。
- Oh, all right. → - 哦，好喇。
Ophelia tetons. Bam! All right! → Ophelia Tetons。砰！好喇！
Let's get this party started, shall we? → 我哋開始個派對啦，好唔好？
Hello. → 喂。
All right, who wants white meat → 好，邊個要白肉
And who wants dark meat? - Dark, please. → 邊個要黑肉？ - 黑肉，唔該。
- I want white, please. - You want white? → - 我要白肉，唔該。 - 你要白肉？
- Somebody's supposed to say some words before our-- → - 應該有人要講幾句嘢先至...
- Are you talking about grace? → 你係咪講緊「恩典」？
We call it grace. - Yes, grace. → 我哋叫呢個做恩典。 - 係，恩典。
- Yes, grace. Maybe the annoying-- → - 係，恩典。可能係嗰個煩人嘅——
The annoying gentile, why don't you-- → 煩人嘅外邦人，你不如——
[laughter] → [笑聲]
- Fine, you want to join hands? → - 好，你想唔想拖手？
- No. - Very well. → - 唔想。 - 好囉。
baruch atah adonai eloheinu melech-- → baruch atah adonai eloheinu melech——
- Ah! - Oh! → - 啊！ - 噢！
- But--but she's doing it wrong. → - 但——但佢做錯咗。
- No, I'm not. → - 唔係，我冇錯。
[overlapping chatter] → [嘈雜聲重疊]
- Tell her. You can't say adonai-- → - 同佢講啦。你唔可以話adonai——
[overlapping chatter] → [嘈雜聲重疊]
[cheering] → [歡呼聲]
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